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Twyla Sue, a bighorn sheep, rued the day she had taught her friend's child, "Baa-baa black sheep, have you any wool." First, the little one sang it from dawn til dark, & second--always a detail fanatic--bighorn sheep don't have that kind of wool and none of them are black . . .
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Herbert enjoyed the herd's weekly karaoke night but wished they could get past "The farmer in the dell, hi ho the dairy-oh, blah blah . . ." First of all, they weren't dairy cows, and second, what's wrong with a little "Stairway to Heaven" or "Heartbreak Hotel" now and then . . .
Little Miss Muffet
As the rhyme goes, “Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet (?) eating her curds and whey, when along came a spider and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away. The neighbors were all asking, was this just government overreach or a new threat to our children . . .