Alligators

Not Responsive

When Westley picked up his new pet {Brownie} from the pet adoption center, they said it had been neutered, was current on shots and ready for a new home.  They had seemed a bit vague on exact breed of dog he might be.  Attempts at training had proved problematic; Brownie would not respond to simple commands like “Come,”  “Sit,” or “Stay”,  and he was having a real problem with house training.  Then there was the matter of the missing cat . . .

By |September 29th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Dogs, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Not Responsive

Size

“Dad, does size matter . . . ?”

By |September 25th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: |Comments Off on Size

Alienation of Affection

When Troy tried to kiss his girlfriend goodnight, her reaction was startling–was it bad breath? Or was it something he said?  His lawyer encouraged him to sue someone for alienation of affection . . .

By |September 14th, 2014|Categories: Bizarre, Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Alienation of Affection

The Big One

Hunters and fisherman are famous for the “one that got away.”  Cisco had always caught the alligators that he hooked in the Texas alligator program.  Then it happened–the “big one” got away–but when Cisco showed them the proof, no one had any doubts . . .

By |September 9th, 2014|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: |Comments Off on The Big One

Facing Her Fears

Kinsey, trying to take to heart her therapist’s guidance about facing her fears, especially the irrational ones, finally let hunger overcome the fear.   She knew there shouldn’t be Venus Fly Traps in Northern Idaho, but then again, there shouldn’t be pythons in the Florida Everglades or alligators in the New York Sewers . . .

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Rejects

Hearing that local girls and diversity were strong points when selecting the new members for the Texans Cheerleaders squad, Twyla Sue and Mindi had tried out and been hopeful–sadly, they didn’t make the cut . . .

By |April 23rd, 2014|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Sports, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Rejects