Alligator Shoes
In Texas, you can get just about anything, even alligator shoes–you just have be sure to know the correct size–alligators get cranky when their shoes are too tight or pinch . . .
Invitation Declined
Everyone agreed–The Donald looked like a no-compromise sort of guy, even relaxing in his pool–and Megyn from the Fox Network declined to join him in the pool . . .
Not Covered
When the pool guy came to perform the usual services provided under the standard pool maintenance contract, he had to inform Belinda that alligator removal and relocation was not part of the package, even if the gator had eaten Fifi, the cockapoo, and the cat . . .
Mystery Noise Solved
Skeeter, from Skeeter’s Auto Service–always good at diagnostics–quickly found the noise in the back of Bob’s truck–the noise the dealership said either didn’t exist or was at best intermittent.
BFF
Kevin had followed Thomas’s twitter feed long enough to know they had a lot in common and arranged a face to face. Sadly, there were no Starbucks in the neighborhood, so they settled on the old Cajun favorite, Crawfish Pie from a local take-away. That sealed the deal–they were now BFFs until mating season when all bets were off . . .
Dancing With the Stars’ Pets
To regain some lost market share, Dancing With The Stars decided to try Dancing With The Stars’ Pets. David drew Lady Gaga’s pet alligator, FiFi, and found that teaching her to pirouette on her tail was more difficult than he had thought, though the catfish treats seemed to be helping . . .