Al Gore

Al Invented Music

Al Gore, while touring China with his band The AlGoreRhythms, had played at a prestigious Chinese center of learning and had been asked to speak about how he had invented music several years before inventing the Internet.  When several western reporters asked if maybe Bach, Tchaikovsky, Elvis, Al Jolson or various angelic choirs hadn’t maybe preceded him by a little, his response was that those allegations  were simply bigoted, uninformed right wing Tea Party propaganda from Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh . . .

By |June 8th, 2014|Categories: China, Musicians|Tags: , , , , , |Comments Off on Al Invented Music
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Finally

Finally, winter seemed to be over after one of the longest, coldest winters in history.  Now the girls could shed that extra winter fluff and get back to being slim and sun-browned.  They also planned to write to Al Gore and see about this global warming thing . . .

By |February 26th, 2014|Categories: Flowers|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Finally
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Not Green Enough

McKenzie was troubled and disappointed; Green Peace wouldn’t hire her, nor would PETA. They said she wasn’t green enough.  Her manager was trying to get her involved in a comeback gig for Miley Cyrus and Al Gore with his band the AlGoreRhythms, perhaps involving some wardrobe malfunction.   It was undecided whether the malfunction should be Al’s or Miley’s . . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 22nd, 2013|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on Not Green Enough
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End of the Rainbow

Within minutes of spotting the double rainbow, NOAA experts showed up to study the phenomenon, the CIA came to make sure it wasn’t some spy device or leak of national security, the IRS came to see who, if anyone, found the pot(s) of gold at the end of the rainbow(s) to make sure the pot(s) of gold/rainbow tax was paid (not long term capital gains, ordinary income), a delegation from Congress came to see if the pots of gold could be used to balance the budget,  and Al Gore came to explain that he invented rainbows, so any gold would be his.  Finally, the President came to announce that there would be no permits issued for using rainbows as alternative fuel, and Eric Holder said since this was Texas, they would be suing either Texas or the rainbows, it wasn’t clear.  All in all,  it was a busy morning . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |September 2nd, 2013|Categories: sunsets & rainbows, Texas|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on End of the Rainbow
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Where Al Gore Came From

The old timers living around Mount Rainier swear that Al Gore was not born in Tennessee as claimed, but was delivered by aliens from another galaxy one bright cloudless night.  The story has it that the alien spacecraft, after Al’s delivery, ended up in Area 51, and neither NASA nor Al are disputing the claim. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |August 10th, 2013|Categories: Pacific Northwest|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Where Al Gore Came From
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Embarrassing

Juliette hated dirty jokes, and everyone at work knew it and usually respected her opinion.   Not bothering to share them with her saved them a heartfelt tongue lashing.   When Polly slipped one in without warning one day, Juliette thought her blush was so red and hot she might have Al Gore after her for global warming. . . . .  David, Sf.G.

By |August 4th, 2013|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Embarrassing
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