Area 51
When the bad boys from high school had had a few beers, they sneaked into area 51; when they saw what the military had not used that had come from outer space, they had to wonder . . .
Glows in the Dark
Marvin had texted his new romantic interest stating that his ruby throat “glows in the dark”. He hoped that she wouldn’t be too disappointed if he had exaggerated just a little, or, worse yet, conclude he was from Chernobyl or Area 51 . . .
Where Al Gore Came From
The old timers living around Mount Rainier swear that Al Gore was not born in Tennessee as claimed, but was delivered by aliens from another galaxy one bright cloudless night. The story has it that the alien spacecraft, after Al’s delivery, ended up in Area 51, and neither NASA nor Al are disputing the claim. . . . . David, Sf.G.