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Howard told his wife he'd be gone a couple of hours playing poker and drinking beer with the boys, but he got caught in in one of the hurricane's outer bands, so his route home included the Carolinas, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas, so yes, he was a little late . . .
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When Walters wife asked why he didn't get hired as a greeter at WalMart, he said the HR person cited "Personal grooming issues . . ."
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When the younger kids kept begging to stay in the water a little longer at the beach, their big brother Bob (kind of a bully--and in a hurry to get to McDonalds) said, "No, the day is nearly done and dark is when the sharks come to feed on kids that don't listen . . ."
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Renowned as great climbers, the boys hoped that the fact they didn't like going down all that well wouldn't be the subject of some David Attenborough documentary on PBS . . .
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Listening to the 20+ presidential candidates argue or shoot down their opponents' claims, Lyle thought they all sounded about the same. If the TV interviewers and radio programs didn't tell him who was speaking, he couldn't tell just by their twitter rants or social media posts . . .
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When famous cook Dorothy, who always said, "stay with the recipe, you'll never go wrong," thought about substituting red Habaneros for orange, she thought she heard the recipe police circling overhead in their black helicopter . . .
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