Sadly, Joel had to part with his new pet, Bruce. The apartment manager cited lack of house training, but unspoken was the matter of the missing Jones cat, the disappearance of ChiChi (the Shi Tzu), and one of the Martinez kids not making it home from school . . .
While on site checking out the scenery for a film to be shot on the Texas Gulf Coast, Madonna and Lady Gaga were watching a stunning Gulf Coast sunset when Madonna said to Lady Gaga, “It seems like being on top of the world, being famous and popular, but take it from me, girl, it’s fading faster than you can imagine.”
After a few beers at the local watering hole, the inevitable argument over teams– The Texan vs the Cowboys– got a little heated, and some of the guys proved to be real hot heads. Their buddies on both sides, egging them on, just seemed to add fuel to the fire . . .
People often wonder what inspires a poet or song writer. While on tour and doing a show in Houston, Jim Morrison and the band had a day’s layover and decided to take a drive through the coastal bayou country. The sunset was stunning, and the rest is history . . .
Ginger wished that just once she could go into a country bar, do a little line dancing, and not have some guy use the old (worn completely out) pick up line “Say, Y’all the Yellow Rose of Texas?” What was wrong with being from Nashua, New Hampshire, and why should she always have to explain?
When Ernest told his beer drinking buddies he had applied for and been rejected as goalkeeper for the U.S. Football ( Soccer) team for the World Cup, they all laughed and pointed out you had to be quick, lithe, and agile to be a winning goalkeeper. Once the U.S. was out, Earnest was quick to point out to his buddies that their theory on quick, lithe, and agile versus bulky hadn’t worked out all that well, had it . . . ?
