Texas

Drought/Flood Conundrum

David, thinking outside the box, tried to figure out how to ship Texas’ excess flood water to California.  Gov. Brown was receptive, but his constituency wanted to know if it was vegan; had it crossed borders legally; would it need Government help once it arrived, and did it qualify for ObamaCare?  The nuts & bolts part–how to physically get it there–seemed to be lost somehow.  The Libs worried a water pipeline might be used to move Texas oil to California.  And who would they name it after–George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Cher, Lady Gaga? Gov. Brown was open, but the Californians were firm–NO BUSH . . .!

By |May 31st, 2015|Categories: Bizarre, Natural Disasters, Politics, Texas|Tags: , , , , , , , , |Comments Off on Drought/Flood Conundrum

Multicultural Block Party

In spite of dire warnings from Houston Texas “Community Organizer” Quanell X, the multicultural block party had gone beautifully . . .

By |May 28th, 2015|Categories: Flowers, Politics, Texas|Tags: , |Comments Off on Multicultural Block Party

Mystery Noise Solved

Skeeter, from Skeeter’s Auto Service–always good at diagnostics–quickly found the noise in the back of Bob’s truck–the noise the dealership said either didn’t exist or was at best intermittent.

By |May 20th, 2015|Categories: Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas, Vehicles|Tags: , |Comments Off on Mystery Noise Solved

50 Shades of Red

Justine was so engrossed in 50 Shades of Gray that she forgot her SPF50 sunblock and was headed for 50 shades of red . . .

By |May 11th, 2015|Categories: Beach Scenes, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on 50 Shades of Red

No Respect

Since the budget cuts and downsizing–of both personnel and equipment–Clem had been forced to use a paddle board as his pilot boat to direct the super tankers and mega container ships to their docking site. He just didn’t feel he got the respect a pilot should have . . .

By |May 8th, 2015|Categories: Beach Scenes, Economy, Texas, Vehicles|Tags: , , , , |Comments Off on No Respect

Selfie/Help

Only after he posted and then looked at a “selfie” on his Facebook page did Danny realize he could use a little “chin work” at the dermatologist. No wonder the chicks had been rather cool during mating season . . .

By |April 28th, 2015|Categories: Dating Scene, Exotic Animals, Reptiles & Amphibians, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Selfie/Help