Fast Tanner
When offered UVA and UVB sun block, Herbert said, “Never mind, I’m a fast tanner–let the melanin take care of it . . .
50 Shades of Red
Justine was so engrossed in 50 Shades of Gray that she forgot her SPF50 sunblock and was headed for 50 shades of red . . .
Over Exposure
Belinda (6th row center) had been preaching to the group about the need for sun block for the light-skinned bunch–no melanin, no sunblock, no protection, die of melanoma, no fun. She was trying to get a group rate for biopsies and freezing off the pre-cancers, but nobody seemed to care. Who was “Hottest” seemed to be all anyone cared about . . .
Spotty Performance
Quint was growing concerned; even though he was careful in applying his sunblock (Supposedly water resistant SPF50) there were quite a few spots that seemed to get more exposure and resulting sunburn than others . . .
No Sunscreen Needed
Conrad and his girlfriend, Sue, had both been working lots of overtime, and while it made for good paychecks, there seemed to be no time for fun. Finally they had a morning off to drive to the beach, but something told them they wouldn’t need sunscreen today. . . . . David, Sf.G.