Cowmedian
He wondered why his jokes fell flat–got no laughs–his girlfriend told him he just wasn’t ever going to be a cowmedian. Maybe he could try some cat or goldfish jokes next open mike night . . .
Cow Humor
Hudson, a native Texas Longhorn, thought rather than go into beef production (no long term prospects there), he would become the first “Cow Comedian,” but his jokes didn’t get much response from his fellow cows. He was trying to decide if they just weren’t funny, or if bovine reticence just made them a tough audience . . .
No Flip-Flops
Sydnie hated the new EPA rule for National Wildlife sanctuaries–no Flip-Flops–she hated the feel of all that slimy mud between her toes . .
No Smoking
Sadly, some thought that because they weren’t actually in town, the No Smoking law didn’t apply to them . . .
LOL
When an email from a friend asked Otis if he had learned anything of value from the recent presidential debates, he just sent a “selfie” and the message LOL . . .
Romulan Cloaking Device
Gerry, always a big Star Trek fan, saw some real benefits to the Romulan Cloaking technology, and as a proponent of developing local technology, decided to try to combine the systems. It was a work in progress . . .