Proper Bathroom Etiquette
Horace was pretty sure that if everyone would follow proper bathroom etiquette and not pee in the pool, it would stay cleaner a lot longer. He hated that green stuff that stuck to him . . .
Mystery Noise Solved
Skeeter, from Skeeter’s Auto Service–always good at diagnostics–quickly found the noise in the back of Bob’s truck–the noise the dealership said either didn’t exist or was at best intermittent.
Selfie/Help
Only after he posted and then looked at a “selfie” on his Facebook page did Danny realize he could use a little “chin work” at the dermatologist. No wonder the chicks had been rather cool during mating season . . .
Turtle Years vs Dog Years
Clyde (pictured) was trying to do his doctoral dissertation for Veterinary Medicine, comparing dog years to human years, and then calculating Turtle Years. The well know scientific fact is that a human year is equal to seven dog years, depending on the size of the dog. Turtles however, often live as much as 400 human years. How do you calculate that? Wikipedia had almost nothing on this subject, nor did YouTube, except for several versions of Janis Joplin’s “Turtle Blues”. It was slow going . . .
My Guy
It was springtime and love was in the air. As Lucinda basked in the sun (and her boyfriend’s love), she couldn’t help but to burst out singing the old Mary Wells song,”My Guy.”
BFF
Kevin had followed Thomas’s twitter feed long enough to know they had a lot in common and arranged a face to face. Sadly, there were no Starbucks in the neighborhood, so they settled on the old Cajun favorite, Crawfish Pie from a local take-away. That sealed the deal–they were now BFFs until mating season when all bets were off . . .