Ronnie (right) had met Clarissa (left) on Facebook, and it seemed from their correspondence on line that they were ideally suited for each other; from her picture, she was a real beauty. When they finally met face to face Ronnie realized that the online pictures hadn’t given him any clue about size . . .
Nostalgia prompted a remake of the old Ed Sullivan Show on cable; the first act they signed was the famous Lemon Sisters . . .
Wolfgang was back to being a steel worker and bug exterminator. Seems like Geico didn’t want a gecko that couldn’t speak Australian . . .
Lucy (top, white) was convinced this ride sharing program was not going to work. The ride was slow and jerky, and the driver (red, slow) didn’t seem to care what Lucy’s destination was or when she got there . . .
Annette (pictured, 25th row, 7th from left) had gotten in line before 5 AM at the local Wal-Mart to get one of the new Barbie Lady Gaga dolls for her daughter; she had no idea that the demand would be this high. The question was who was Barbie’s companion doll–the new Ken–going to be . . . Brad Pitt or Justin Bieber?
With Wikileaks seeming to know everything and be willing to share it with the world, Her Royal Fuzziness, The Princess Buttercup, was hoping they didn’t post her running the stoplight she hadn’t seen . . .
