Unqualified
Donny was confused; being Red used to refer to a Communist, now it meant a Republican, and Cardinal meant a Catholic Cleric or a baseball team member from St Louis. Couldn’t he just be a bird . . .?
No Help
After hearing all three acrimonious debates, Lester still couldn’t figure out which candidate was going to do anything for cows except milk them or eat them . . .
Overqualified
Jerome, a poly-sci graduate, had applied at the Washington Post for a job as political reporter but was rejected–he was overqualified . . .
Getting In Too Deep
Snuffy (The Wonder Dog) had briefly tried dabbling in politics, but quickly realized he probably was in over his head . . .
Fishing Trip
When subpoenaed regarding knowing “certain politicians”, the lawyers claimed it was just a fishing trip . . .
Class Action
Calvin was filing a class action defamation of character lawsuit against politicians. Politicians accusing each other of being snakes and speaking with a forked tongue was just too much . . .