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Future in Politics

Jason’s friends urged him to go into politics–he had naturally what others  had to spend a fortune for in fancy Ivy League schools . . .

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Class Action

Calvin was filing a class action defamation of character lawsuit against politicians.  Politicians accusing each other of being snakes and speaking with a forked tongue was just too much . . .

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Slither Power

Tod’s friends all were pushing him to run for something–anything–in the upcoming mid term elections.  He was qualified, he had real slither power, could speak with a forked tongue, and change positions almost instantly, but his heart just wasn’t in it.  He really wanted to be a photographer, and if he didn’t have hands to hold a camera, how could he accept the back handed “campaign money” and later “consulting fees”, or just old fashioned “glad handing . . . ‘

By |August 12th, 2014|Categories: Politics, Reptiles & Amphibians|Tags: , |Comments Off on Slither Power