Media Bias
There were new cries of media bias when the New York Times printed a picture they claimed was the new administration’s probable head of ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) . . .
Long Face
When asked “Why the long face?” Candace Jean said, “Nobody bothered to poll the pelicans for the election, much less help to get out the pelican vote–all votes should count . . .”
Ducking the Issue
As she walked into WalMart, Louise faced a wall of reporters asking how she was voting and was accused of “ducking the issue” when she refused to be interviewed . . .
Troubling Prospects
As election day drew near, the girls were in a quandary: They wanted to vote Green:, but the “Green” folks said cow flatulence was causing global warming, and they should turn themselves in to McDonald’s for the good of the planet . . .
I’m Outa Here!
When asked by friends at the local watering hole to debate the merits of the candidates, Ozzy’s reply was simply “I’m outa here . . .”
Swimming Upstream
Jack’s friend Bill was “Blue” and his other friend Bob was “Red”. Trying to get one to listen to the other was kind of like trying to swim upstream in spring runoff . . .