Fake News
When CNN reported that Donald Trump was opening a Glacier Park resort with yodeling bellboys and waitstaff, he tweeted “#fakenews, only the waitstaff would yodel . . .”
Non Political
Rosie wasn’t real concerned whether the Russians helped either candidate; she just wanted to know where the crayfish had gone . . .
Diplomacy
Though the Johnson Brothers were considered brilliant at the Ag Department, the President chose to go without them for his first diplomatic visit to the Middle East . . .
Dress Code
When invited for a luncheon interview (and possible job) for the new administration’s global warming study, Cedric wondered if perhaps he should have worn his Trump tie . . .
HOA Overreach
Theo thought his Home Owners Association was overreaching to say his flowering redbud tree’s color didn’t reflect the neighborhood values . . .
Farm Humor
When the cows and pigs asked Farmer Jones to tell some political jokes one Friday evening, he said “Sorry, can’t, the manure spreader is broken . . .”