Glows in the Dark
The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .
Mooooving Experience
When asked to describe her feelings about a recent political speech touting a meat-free vegan world, Kendra said it had been a “Mooooving” experience . . .
Future in Politics
Jason’s friends urged him to go into politics–he had naturally what others had to spend a fortune for in fancy Ivy League schools . . .
Presidential Stand In
Answering a call for Presidential stand ins in case the President was ill, Pete applied; he had some cosmetic issues to overcome, but his oratory style was spot on . . .
Not a Socialist
Jeanie, thinking she had been called not a social butterfly, but a Socialist Butterfly, was quick to say she was no Socialist–not even a Democrat–but a Libertarian . . .
Goat Party
Though slow, Hubert was glad to see the Goat Party was growing; it was now up to three. They weren’t sure who to back yet, but they were pretty sure it wouldn’t be Kim Jong Un . . .