Just Joking
An alligator goes into a bar and the bartender asks him, “Who would taste better, Hillary or Donald?” He said he thought the question should be “Who would taste worse?” Then he asked the bartender, “Grilled or deep fried . . .?”
Color Blind
Thomas wished his intense color didn’t make him have to explain time and again that it was not necessarily an indication of his political point of view or his choice in music (although he was quite fond of Stevie Ray Vaughn, B. B. King and Marcia Ball) . . .
Crowd Control
The police had declined to issue the permit for the protest. Both political parties had dogs in this fight; one thought that the immigration law was too tough, the other not tough enough. When the locals heard that their congressman was coming to town, everybody had something to say, and the crowd was turning ugly. The police were not sure the fence was going to hold.
As the Sun Sank Slowly Into the West
As the sun sank slowly in the west somewhere near Galveston, Snuffy the Wonderdog (not pictured) wondered if NY NY’s mayor, Bill De Blasio, really liked his job. “True,” thought Snuffy,” he did run and win, but some people just can’t let go even if they don’t like the taste of what they have sunk their teeth into.”
Wings
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, ever on the lookout to find fault with the President and his family, had to call a press conference to criticize the first lady’s new gown as “Too white”
Goodbye to the AlGoreRhythms
Al Gore, in addition to inventing the internet and saving the planet, was also a musician; in fact, he had his own band–the AlGoreRhythms. While Al wrote the lyrics for all the songs, all of the music was computer generated (a special algorithm) and was a fusion of techno-retro-soul.. Gloria (pictured) was a huge fan; she had been to AlGoreRhythm concerts & had all their DVD’s, so she was extremely distressed to hear that the group was breaking up. “Oh well,” she thought, “there is always YouTube.”