Tree Diet Choices
Bob (Your Uncle) was doing his doctoral thesis to prove that not only do tree rings indicate years, but the bulges show bad diet choices for some years . . .
No Tai Chi
No matter his doctor’s concern for his health, Buford J Buford, Jr. was not going to join the Tai Chi class, period . . .
Lip Sunblock
When Kyle’s girl friend told him the white sunblock made his lips look funny, he said, “It prevents sunburn”–turns out he was right . . .
Feather Allergy
Luis (pictured, on left) was trying to explain to Sasha, his new love interest (pictured, right), that he had not been drinking; the red around his eyes was a strange allergy to some kinds of feathers. Dr Oz, Dr. Phil, even Dr. Seuss hadn’t been able to help. Maybe a beer might actually help.
Just a Sip
Timmy’s mother had told him, “Don’t drink the swimming pool water; who knows what’s in it?” But Timmy couldn’t resist, just a sip . . .
Fatal Disease
The vet told Purrrfect that she had a nasty disease–curiosity–and it was fatal . . .