No Duck Care
Bruce read the entire 2700+page Affordable Care Act: there was nothing for duck health care. He’d seen nothing from the duck lobby in the new proposed bills either. Troubling . . .
Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
Just Trying to Help
When Aunt Hilda said the dentist told her she needed false teeth, Dorothy had a money saving idea. It was not well received . . .
New Weight Loss Program
After hearing about occasional flesh eating bacteria on the Texas Gulf Coast, Jimmy envisioned this as the ideal weight loss program, just teach them to only eat cellulite. What could possibly go wrong . . .?
No Smoking
Some people just didn’t take the “No Smoking” ordinance seriously, and the second hand smoke was maybe worse . . .
Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness
Jesse was hoping for a quick appointment as Assistant Secretary for Reptile Fitness. She was backed by PETA–good–but worried about her Louis Farrakhan and Al Sharpton backing . . .