Caught Smoking
Like all kids, Clarence had to try smoking, and like all kids, couldn’t understand how his parents knew . . .
Glows in the Dark
The CIA Vet told Clara he didn’t need a Geiger counter to tell she had gotten too close to Iran’s nuclear testing facility during her inspection visit . . .
Prayers and Preyers
The health experts began to realize that with all the post-storm standing water, to avoid West Nile Virus and Zika, they would need both prayers and (predators) preyers . . .
Chiropractor Blues
Sue (pictured) had to get her back adjusted. She’d had the kink in her back all her life, but she hated the popping noise it made as the chiropractor put the vertebrae in place.
Breaking Ranks
Clarice knew doves were supposed to be vegan, but after eating two wasps and a dragonfly, she began wishing McDonald’s would offer the McRib sandwich again soon . . .
Razor Burn
It didn’t seem to matter which shaving gel or creme he tried or which razor, Herman suffered with razor burn. He hoped his fiancee appreciated his sacrifice . . .