Line Dancing
Ever popular in Tejas, Line Dancing was having a little bit of a tough time getting traction in L. A. or NYNY; go figure . . .
The Yellow Pea of Oregon
Sally had always liked the old country song “The Yellow Rose of Texas,” but it really wasn’t her, and there was just something off about “The Yellow Pea of Oregon” . . .
Not “a Commie”
Akame was quick to point out she was not a “commie” just because of the pronunciation of her name and her decidedly pink color. In fact, she listened daily to Rush Limbaugh . . .
Early Bloomer
All of the young ones had worried that they might be “Late Bloomers” and miss all the fun, but Zoe (red) was quite pleased with how timing had worked out for her . . .
Green With Envy
As much as she hated to admit it, her mother was right, Evadine was turning a little green with envy . . .
Debate
As the top ten candidates for the Republican nomination lined up on the stage, they all looked pretty much alike (Indeed, they all claimed to be conservative). The only one missing was the Donald, who, it was reported, looked like a large, all-consuming spider and was bringing his web . . .