As a group, everyone except Bob (center front) had vowed to out-sing him if he once again started to sing “Home On The Range”. As Bob once again began his old favorite, the rest began a rousing (if not tonally accurate) version of “Heartbreak Hotel” . . .
When Luigi was arrested for being a peeping tom, he was so embarrassed that he turned from his trade mark green to a rather awful pinkish orange. He insisted that he had just been trying to save the woman 15% on her car insurance . . .
Eloise was finally at the end of her rope; she was going to have to see the dermatologist–maybe try Botox and some kind of skin lightening treatment. The over-the-counter stuff from the drug store just wasn’t working . . .
When Westley picked up his new pet {Brownie} from the pet adoption center, they said it had been neutered, was current on shots and ready for a new home. They had seemed a bit vague on exact breed of dog he might be. Attempts at training had proved problematic; Brownie would not respond to simple commands like “Come,” “Sit,” or “Stay”, and he was having a real problem with house training. Then there was the matter of the missing cat . . .
When the Montana mothers saw on Google News that Montana was thinking about adopting the Common Core curriculum, they started immediately for Texas. They were also intrigued by the lower taxes and better job market . . .
First, the Republican candidate for governor–the guy in the wheel chair–came to bend their ear, then the “Big Hair” blonde Democrat came with her pitch, followed by the paparazzi. When the pollsters finally rolled in, trying to see which way the girls were leaning and wanting more of the girls’ time, they said, “No thanks, we’d rather go to the mall . . .”
