Selfie/Help
Only after he posted and then looked at a “selfie” on his Facebook page did Danny realize he could use a little “chin work” at the dermatologist. No wonder the chicks had been rather cool during mating season . . .
Turtle Years vs Dog Years
Clyde (pictured) was trying to do his doctoral dissertation for Veterinary Medicine, comparing dog years to human years, and then calculating Turtle Years. The well know scientific fact is that a human year is equal to seven dog years, depending on the size of the dog. Turtles however, often live as much as 400 human years. How do you calculate that? Wikipedia had almost nothing on this subject, nor did YouTube, except for several versions of Janis Joplin’s “Turtle Blues”. It was slow going . . .
Quit Whining
Alonzo knew his world view might be somewhat limited, but he wished the Al Gore/Michael Moore and Hollywood/entertainment expert crowd crew would quit whining about global warming; two or three degrees warmer would feel pretty good right now. And hey, how about that massage to loosen up those cold-tightened muscles . . .
My Guy
It was springtime and love was in the air. As Lucinda basked in the sun (and her boyfriend’s love), she couldn’t help but to burst out singing the old Mary Wells song,”My Guy.”
Social Dilemma
It had started out as just fun, but then the rough crowd crashed the party, and some of those attending were very uncomfortable. Unsure of what to do, Jillian asked her friend CoCo, who replied, “Just ask WWTKD?” When Jillian asked for clarification, the answer was “What would the Kardashians do?” This suggestion didn’t bring the comfort she was hoping for . . .
No Takers
In an attempt to be friendly to the visitors to the “Gators, Gators, Gators–Fun With Gators” roadside park, Allen had extended his hand trying trying to be welcoming and friendly, but he got no takers. He wondered if it was his having only three fingers and a thumb, his rough outdoorsy skin, or the need of a good mani-pedi . . .