Got the Job
Kendrick was sure he would get the crossing guard job–the school didn’t even have to furnish him an orange vest . . .
Slip Sliding Away . . .
Kendall knew he was a Red-eared Slider, but he was trying to figure out the slider part–his 401K or his health . . .
Job Satisfaction
Gustav rather liked his job as bouncer for the Trump campaign; he didn’t have to say anything or do much–just his presence seemed enough . . .
Beer Money
Dudley had been trying to steal the power line wire to sell the copper for beer money all week, but he just couldn’t get it loose. . .
Alaskan Fuel Economy
Kimbo (lead dog) was a firm believer in the old Alaskan adage, “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” This led him his team to embrace a somewhat cavalier attitude towards the “green” movement; after all, there were few places you could plug in an electric car such as the Chevy Volt or the Nissan Leaf, and when actual fuel was used, it was measured in kibbles per mile rather than miles per gallon.
Slump in the Market
When Jack called to say he wanted to list the family farm, the Realtor told him there was a slump in the market, but in reality, it was worse than that . . .