No Chupacabra Boyfriend
Buttercup knew she was different–she embraced it–but was really hurt when someone began tweeting she had a Chupacabra for a boyfriend . . .
Cold Shoulder
Tired of the creepy guy always haranguing her to look at strange YouTube videos, Zenvo decided to give the guy the cold shoulder–She wished he was more observant–it was getting cold out here . . .
Skulking Away
Gary (pictured) hated conflict and would just try to fade into the background rather than argue. When his girlfriend started in on him about being out late with the boys again, he just tried the old “exit stage left” routine, but he could hear her shouting in the distance, “There you go again, skulking away , unwilling to have a simple conversation!”
Weird Science
All the girls at school loved the way Petey was perfectly comfortable hanging upside down from the ceiling; they begged him to tell them how he did it. Petey, a frog of few words, just said “weird science”. . .
Overreacting
Giselle thought they were overreacting; she loved the little fluffy feathers on the back of her head, but she didn’t think of them as “breeding plumage”. She was still looking for a boyfriend, hadn’t yet had a kiss, and the girls she knew were calling this “breeding plumage?” What ever happened to not kissing on the first date?
Tattooed Eyeliner?
Tina thought herself reasonably attractive but didn’t seem to be generating much interest from the guys; maybe if she got the tattooed-on eye liner . . .