A selection of Various Birds
Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
July 4th Contest
New York and Nathan’s had their July 4th Hot Dog Eating contest, so not to be outdone, Texas had its Fresh Fish eating contest. Clyde was running into trouble with #38 . . .
Grading on a Curve
Giles’ pick-up line, “I like the curve of your beak,” didn’t seem to be working very well any more. His blog “Grading on a curve” wasn’t getting many hits either. Time for a new program . . .?
Talking Turkey
Even after assurances from his psychiatrist that the “Turkey” in Turkey Vulture put him in no danger during certain holidays, Tim was anxious as that holiday neared and people started “talking turkey . . .”
Flying Lessons
Glen had appreciated his parents’ confidence that he could fly, and the on-line tutorial was encouraging, but still, that first leap from the tree was a little intimidating . . .
Really Bad Hair
Mating/Dating season was short. The girls knew they had to do something about their hair to attract a mate. Google Avian hairdressers/stylists . . . ?