Really Bad Hair
Mating/Dating season was short. The girls knew they had to do something about their hair to attract a mate. Google Avian hairdressers/stylists . . . ?
Bad Hair
After the third guy walked by without a glance, Chelsea knew she was going to have to do something about her hair . . .
Bad Hair Day
Gerald was stunned: as his girlfriend left , she said she wouldn’t be seen with him until he did something about his personal grooming . . .
You Are the Wind
Gonzalo, bald from his twenties, finally gave in to his wife and tried the black toupee. He thought it looked fake, it was hard to keep straight, and he couldn’t help but think of the Bette Midler song, “You are the wind beneath my wig” when the darn thing came loose on the edges while flying . . .
Bad Hair
Twyla Sue wanted to blame it on a “Bad Hair Day,” but in truth, her hair looked like this every day. She saw three choices; use 3 liters of hair goop every day after showering, shave her head and call it a political statement, or try to promote it as “windblown” or “carefree”.. . . . . David, Sf.G.