Birds

A selection of Various Birds

Light Weights

TJ was disappointed when Amazon rejected his hummingbird Drone delivery concept. True they were fast and agile, but payload limits were a little light . . .

By |September 26th, 2017|Categories: Birds|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Light Weights

Sit Down Restaurant

Bo dreamed of  starting a hummingbird 3-star, healthy food, sit-down restaurant, but sadly the little beauties were addicted to fast-food high-sugar drive-thrus . . .

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Empty Nest Syndrome

After Hurricane Harvey, Lynnette’s windstorm and flood insurance denied her claim, said she just had “empty nest” syndrome.  FEMA offered a blue tarp and a case of water . . .

By |September 24th, 2017|Categories: Birds, Flowers, Natural Disasters|Tags: , |Comments Off on Empty Nest Syndrome

Presidential Stand In

Answering a call for Presidential stand ins in case the President was ill, Pete applied; he had some cosmetic issues to overcome, but his oratory style was spot on . . .

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High Water

When Hank heard there might be  high water, he replied, “The downside to high water is what . . . ?

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Hummingbird Junk Food

Junie, health conscious but trying to outrun Hurricane Harvey, knew human sugar water was the McRib of hummingbird food, but sometimes time trumped health . . .

By |August 31st, 2017|Categories: Birds, Food, Natural Disasters, Pop culture, Texas|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Hummingbird Junk Food