A selection of Various Birds
Beer Money
Short on cash, but wanting to impress his girlfriend, Geoffrey had been trying to steal the copper power line for beer money for over a week–it wasn’t going well . . .
The Blues
When Pete couldn’t get work with an opera company singing as lead tenor, he just sort of fell into singing the blues and sounded like B.B. King with feathers, some green . . .
Homeless
After Hurricane Harvey left many homes badly damaged or wrecked; the demand for housing made anything with a roof look good . . .
Seafood Buffet
Rita didn’t think much of her fiancé’s taste for dining out. Somehow muddy crayfish in a ditch didn’t equate to a seafood buffet . . .
Tweeting
Kenny was uncertain why the President’s Tweets got so much attention–he and his family had been tweeting for years . . .
Cold Snap
Once again, the Houston weather guy was wrong; the cold snap was worse than expected and lasted longer . . .