Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest
His friends thought competing in Nathan’s Annual Hot Dog (Called Tubular Tenderloins by mystery meat gourmets) Eating Contest was stupid; Harry could never win. But Harry had been working on a secret weapon . . .
Kinks
The “Pink Three” had tried out as cheerleaders for the Houston Texans, and the tryout routine was much harder and more gymnastic than they had ever dreamed. They were hoping that the chiropractor would give them a three-for-the-price-of-two discount to work out the kinks . . .
Razor Rash
When Sally accused Brett of having some other girl’s lipstick on his collar, he said, “Nonsense, it’s just razor burn . . .”
Unintended Consequence
True, the collagen treatment had given Linda Lou big bee-stung looking lips, but she also had begun to notice some other less desirable effects the clinic had not mentioned before the treatments begun . . .
Easy Peasy
When little Kendall asked his mother about life, she said, “it’s easy peasy: eat, drink, eliminate waste (this requires no conscious effort) and sleep; easy peasy. She thought they would have the “Where’s the beef?” discussion later . . .
Skinny Dipping
The girls had dared each other to go skinny dipping–it seemed like harmless fun– until the nerdy kid from school showed up with his drone and GoPro camera . . .