David Mortenson

About David Mortenson

I'm David Mortenson. I've traveled widely in my business and frequently photo-documented various business projects. I have been fortunate in being able to photograph nature, culture, interesting architecture and the like while abroad in Europe and Asia and across the Americas. As you'll see in looking at Another Good Reason, nature is my favorite subject, be it flowers, bees, birds, spiders, snakes, or bears. I'm also fascinated by patterns, man-made or natural, and doors. You will see all of these subjects in these photo-cartoons, as well as interesting and beautiful architecture and landscapes. While beautiful is also interesting, some interesting things may not always be beautiful, while still being photo-worthy. The basic concept for Another Good Reason is a photograph--beautiful and/or interesting--with a short, 2 or 3 line story with quirky humor not unlike Gary Larsen's "The Far Side". Often the flower, bird, or other subject of the photo will have a funny story to tell or a problem to solve. The goal is to entertain without negatively targeting any ethnic group, religion, political party, or nationality. Public figures, however, are fair game. Lady GaGa, Al Gore, or anyone in the headlines has or will have a story about them. There's a wide variety of excellent photography equipment out there, but I've been a Nikon photographer for years because of their sharp, crisp lenses and "bulletproof" gear.

    Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?

    A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?

    By |June 21st, 2016|Categories: Birds, domestic animals, Politics|Tags: , , , , , , |Comments Off on Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?

      Spendy ‘Do

      After spending $150 at the big name salon, Gilroy was worried he might be mistaken for Donald Trump . . .

      By |June 19th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Glamor, Politics|Tags: , , |Comments Off on Spendy ‘Do

        No Pizza Delivery

        When Junie and Jim heard the announcement over the PA system that there would be a significant delay in finishing their ride on the Eye of London due to technical difficulties, they decided to call out for pizza–they were dismayed that delivery wasn’t available . . .

        By |June 16th, 2016|Categories: Dating Scene, Food, Travel|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on No Pizza Delivery

          Carpal-Wingal Syndrome

          The doctor told Benny his wing soreness was Carpal-wingal Syndrome, not uncommon in hummers that ate only at feeders and tried to defend them from other hummers . . .

          By |June 15th, 2016|Categories: Birds, Health|Tags: , |Comments Off on Carpal-Wingal Syndrome

            Read the Instructions

            Richard reluctantly realized he should have read the instructions for installing the new gas grill, as his wife had suggested . . .

            By |June 14th, 2016|Categories: Food|Tags: , |Comments Off on Read the Instructions

              Candidate Stand-in?

              Both of the presidential campaigns were hiring “look-a-like stand-ins” to confuse potential terrorists. Zoe thought her close resemblance to either one should get her the job . . .

              By |June 13th, 2016|Categories: Exotic Animals, Politics|Tags: , , , |Comments Off on Candidate Stand-in?