Long Face
When asked “Why the long face?” Candace Jean said, “Nobody bothered to poll the pelicans for the election, much less help to get out the pelican vote–all votes should count . . .”
Grass Roots Poll
In anticipation of a recent “grass roots” poll, both the red and blue supporters predicted an easy victory. The results were quite a setback for both parties, and had them rethinking their strategies . . .
Red State
As the pollsters got off the plane to take the measure of a particular southern state, they were pretty well convinced it was going to be a red state . . .
Web of Deceit
The once hugely popular Congresswoman, caught in a web of deceit by the media and the Congressional committee, suddenly found herself upside down in the polls. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Fired
The public opinion polls seemed to say whatever the pollsters wanted them to say; pro abortion or anti abortion, pro gun or anti gun, pro gay marriage, anti gay marriage, raise the debt ceiling or don’t raise it. The one thing all the polls agreed on was that the whole bunch of politicos ought to be fired and they should start over . . . . David, Sf.G.