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When Walters wife asked why he didn't get hired as a greeter at WalMart, he said the HR person cited "Personal grooming issues . . ."
Lady GaGa Barbie
Annette (pictured, 25th row, 7th from left) had gotten in line before 5 AM at the local Wal-Mart to get one of the new Barbie Lady Gaga dolls for her daughter; she had no idea that the demand would be this high. The question was who was Barbie’s companion doll–the new Ken–going to be . . . Brad Pitt or Justin Bieber?
Ducking the Issue
As she walked into WalMart, Louise faced a wall of reporters asking how she was voting and was accused of “ducking the issue” when she refused to be interviewed . . .
Skimming
Giselle and Chuck had both gone to work for Wal-Mart at the same time and quickly were promoted to cashier and head cashier. However, both soon came under suspicion of skimming from the cash flow. Their lawyer suggested that that a huge settlement could be had–just because they were skimmers genealogically didn’t mean they were skimmers financially . . .
Stiff Learning Curve
Britney, while going to modeling school, learned a lot of the secrets that help models achieve their unique looks and hair styles; for instance, the hair spray they use is an industrial strength product, not the wimpy stuff most people get at Wal-Mart . . . . David, Sf.G.
Pollster Blues
Lonnie (pictured) had recently gotten his first cell phone and a wireless tablet, and apparently someone had immediately data mined his information and sold it to the pollsters. Just today he was asked what he thought of the Trayvon Martin case, the stand your ground laws, Obama Care, immigration reform and did he prefer WalMart over Target? Maybe his pre-wireless ignorance had been bliss . . . . . David, Sf.G.