Personal Groomer
Lily Beth (White, standing on one leg) was billing herself as a “personal groomer” and promised a bug free environment. Herman, lying down, promised “All you can eat.”
Not Boring
True, Texas Gulf Coast summers were hot, but never boring . . .
Dead Reckoning
As they left Wichita, Bob told his wife he had no need of the GPS–he could get to Galveston just fine by dead reckoning . . .
Going Down
Looking at his 401K, and the sunset, Gary thought they were both a lot alike; going down . . .
Cow Humor
Hudson, a native Texas Longhorn, thought rather than go into beef production (no long term prospects there), he would become the first “Cow Comedian,” but his jokes didn’t get much response from his fellow cows. He was trying to decide if they just weren’t funny, or if bovine reticence just made them a tough audience . . .
Failure to Assimilate
In spite of laws, both Federal and State, the egrets seemed unable to assimilate with the cows when shade was at a premium in South Texas. The cows didn’t seem to mind the birds’ company when they were picking ticks off their backs, but clearly didn’t want a relationship. The Attorney General’s office said they were looking into it . . .