C-3PO Lookalike
Kalvin was pretty sure he had a good chance of starring as C-3PO in the Star Wars remake this summer . . .
Transformers
After seeing the Transformers movie, Darth Vader–Lord Vader–decided he had to be in the next iteration and was going to be a 1936 Cord Westchester Sedan . . .
Term of Endearment
Until the Princess Buttercup saw Star Wars with Chewbacca, she had always thought that “Fuzz Face” was a term of endearment . . .
C-3PO Revisited
When Lefty heard that Bollywood was going to make a new Indian version of Star Wars, he got on the next flight for Mumbai to try out for the part of C-3PO. His high-pitched insect voice even sounded sort of like the lovable robot . . .
Chewbacca’s Sister
The Princess Buttercup, also know as Polly Wolly Poodle All The Day, had endured substantial abuse–including being called Fuzz Face–for what was perceived as poor grooming until she came home from the Star Wars convention with the coveted Chewbacca’s Sister award and trophy as well as a boxed set of all of the first edition Star Wars DVD’s autographed by Chewy himself . . .
Darth Vader Impersonator
Kenny had been talked into going in a Darth Vader costume to the Star Wars convention by his friends, including the drama teacher from his community college. They told him the dark makeup would wash right off, but apparently they hadn’t read the directions–it didn’t come right off. Always ready to help, they then suggested he compete in the dark star or black hole competition . . .