Speedo Blues
Harvey was more than a little depressed; he had watched with awe and admiration the diving competition at the Olympics on TV at his favorite sports bar. He decided to give diving a try at the local YMCA. His girlfriend was visiting New York and promised to bring Harvey a Speedo (they were hard to find in Montana). All she could find in his size was in pink, which Harvey thought was not all that masculine and proper for an Olympic contender, especially when he saw the embroidered “Save The Ta Tas” logo displayed across the backside . . . . David, Sf.G.