Chink in His Armor
Tony thought he was dressed to be a bullet proof chick magnet; his sister told him he should give some attention to the chink in his armor . . .
The Change
Puberty–the change from kid to adult was tough; too old to ride a bike and be cool, and too young to drive. How can you be a chick magnet with no wheels . . .?
Bad Boy Look
Times had been hard–Jenkins hoped he could get some new plumage after migration; he knew he looked pretty rough. Maybe some girl would like the “bad boy” look . . .
Bling Job
Anthony’s ruby throat just wasn’t developing as fast or as big as the other guys; he was seriously considering getting a “Bling Job” . . .
Not a RINO
With the “Red” convention over and the “Blue” one about to start, everyone thought Glen was “red” or at least a “RINO,” but not being a US citizen, he was really a political nobody . . .
Persons of Color
Evan tried to tell them the Republican National Convention ID badge was bigger than he was, but that he was the best representative for Persons of Color . . .