Identity Crisis
When asked how he could tell an alligator from a crocodile, Charlie said it was simple–it depended on whether you saw them later, or after a while . . .
In the Rough
When Llewellyn had booked his Texas golf vacation, he had been intrigued by the description of the Blue Elbow Swamp course (just west of the Louisiana border) that had been billed as “In the rough”. Turns out the claim wasn’t just hyperbole, and there was no extra charge for the opportunity to mingle with the gators or cottonmouth water moccasins.