When Louis complained to his brother-in-law that none of the neighbors would swim with him, the brother-in-law, a lawyer, suggested that he could probably win a Federal discrimination suit. “Could that be a double breasted sharkskin suit with a vest?” asked Louis . . .
When Al from the Texas Gulf Coast was told he had to visit relatives in “Joisey,” thoughts of Newark and big industry consumed him. He remembered the old joke about why New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and New York got all the lawyers. Answer: New Jersey got first choice. . . Then he looked on the map and saw it was western New Jersey, something he hadn’t known existed . . .
When Troy tried to kiss his girlfriend goodnight, her reaction was startling–was it bad breath? Or was it something he said? His lawyer encouraged him to sue someone for alienation of affection . . .
Ever since his ex-wife heard that Justin had gotten a new, better paying job, she had her lawyer trying to get him served and into court for what she thought was her slice of the new big money. He’d gotten pretty good at hiding. . .
Gus, a PETA advocate, thought if he just fed the gator, it would see he was on the side of all animals, including gators. The gator’s response was more like that of a divorce lawyer, a politician, or a bad tempered pit bull.
After reading the online reviews of the new iPhone, Herbert was convinced that it was his tool, his destiny, but when it arrived, and he tried to use the touch screen to program it, not much happened. A closer look at the specs revealed that the touch screen is heat sensitive, and it had a warning that the touch screen may not work well for cold-blooded users like frogs, politicians or tort lawyers in less than summer-like conditions . . . . . David, Sf.G.
