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After reading the online reviews of the new iPhone, Herbert was convinced that it was his tool, his destiny, but when it arrived, and he tried to use the touch screen to program it, not much happened.  A closer look at the specs revealed that the touch screen is heat sensitive, and it had a warning that the touch screen may not work well for cold-blooded users like frogs, politicians or tort lawyers in less than summer-like conditions . . . . .  David, Sf.G.