Dry Humor
The Cactus Flower Girls from Tombstone, Arizona made it a point to be at the Stand Up Comedians’ convention in Las Vegas every year. The competition was fierce, and while everyone thought them funny, it was considered rather dry humor.
Elvis/Viva Las Vegas
Gerard was ready for the Elvis Viva Las Vegas look-a-like contest. He had the hair down, the hip shuffle, everything but the sequined jumpsuit. Well, he’d just have to wing it . . .
When You’re Hot, You’re Hot
Since high school, Ginnie’s friends–both guys and gals–kept telling her she was a real “Hottie” and finally got her to go the the Las Vegas Hotties contest. When the Ghost Pepper Girls showed up, Ginnie (top right, red) quickly learned that “Hot” is relative
No More Big Gulps
While checking the Internet for daily news, Jose (his friends called him JoJo, and in spite of his Spanish first name, did not pronounce it HoHo) learned that the mayor of New York had banned Big Gulps or any drink over 16 ounces. That ruled out New York for his vacation, but what the hay, he liked Las Vegas better anyway. . . . . David, Sf.G.