Knowing that timing is everything in public events, the officials were sure that with a naked guy, a Roman Centurion, a sheep, and a shark watching the clock, everything should go off as planned. However, when Nikki Minaj walked by in one of her outfits that make Lady Gaga look tame, all bets were off. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Henrietta had heard that Lady Gaga was seeking a protege, and she jumped at the chance. Lady Gaga’s music was better than OK, even if Henrietta didn’t agree with some of her lifestyle choices, but the thought of getting to dispose of her meat dresses after performances and appearances had a certain allure for the winged carnivore. So much easier than chasing down cotton rats, snakes and voles. . . . . David, Sf.G.
The turnout for the SXSW film festival in Austin drew the usual crowd of Glitterati–Cher, Al Gore and his band the AlGoreRhythms, Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Michelle Obama–even Al Sharpton made it as a guest of Spike Lee, as did three Marilyn Monroe, four Elvis and one Richard Nixon look-alikes (oddly, no Michael Jackson look-alikes), but when Willie Nelson showed up (possibly under the influence of mind-altering substances) with his trumpet, and claimed that he was Miles Davis reincarnated, it was suggested that he “quit tooting his own horn”. . . . . David, Sf.G.
William soon realized he’d been conned; the Craig’s List ad read “Scheduling conflicts force Nigerian Diplomat to sell Lady Gaga tickets for the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo at discount”. Lady Gaga wasn’t even on the bill for the rodeo this year–something about a meat conflict. . . . . David, Sf.G.
JoAnn, although no longer a kid, was still a fan of Lady Gaga, and when she got an official Gaga Tweet that the University of Phoenix (on line) was going to grant Lady Gaga an honorary degree in “Entertaining Lifestyle Counseling,” she knew she had to crash the party. She hoped that her own personal style would also be entertaining. . . . . David, Sf.G.
Nadir (pictured, (right) had been told on local TV that some important dignitary was going to be visiting and bringing major funding for agricultural projects. There seemed to be some confusion as to who was coming; some said the US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, others said Vladimir Putin, still others, Hugo Chavez. Nadir didn’t care, it could be Barack Obama or Lady Gaga; until there were boots on the ground and a check that could actually clear his bank, he was waiting . . . . David, Sf.G.