Diplomacy Change
Unlike his predecessor, the new president seemed to be favoring the hawkish method of diplomacy rather than the dove-like . . .
Fake News
When CNN reported that Donald Trump was opening a Glacier Park resort with yodeling bellboys and waitstaff, he tweeted “#fakenews, only the waitstaff would yodel . . .”
Diverting Attention
Clem, noticing his tie didn’t go well with his shirt, tried to divert attention from himself by pointing and saying, “Look, President Trump came to the wedding . . .”
Right
After the first debate, The Donald was ready, loaded for bear, and definitely the right wing candidate . . .
Job Satisfaction
Gustav rather liked his job as bouncer for the Trump campaign; he didn’t have to say anything or do much–just his presence seemed enough . . .
Who Couldn’t Laugh at That?
A one-legged ventriloquist cattle egret telling Hillary, Donald and Obama jokes through the mute cow with broken horns–who couldn’t laugh at that . . .?