• Ralph was puzzled when a Silicon Valley visitor to Glacier Park asked him which browser he preferred.  Ralph answered, "Well, Duh, the same ones everyone uses--mouth, teeth, lips, tongue  . . ."

Which Browser?

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  • Philippe was beginning to have doubts; the real estate agent had promised a summer home of unusual beauty, with lots of history and a good climate; the property in question certainly fit the criteria. What troubled Philippe was that the Nigerian Internet real estate broker wanted a significant down payment--in cash--before he would let him get any closer for an inspection . . .

Through The Keyhole

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  • The doctor had warned Tara (pictured) that the prescription might make her feel a little itchy--even like something was crawling on her. "Don't worry," he told her, "it's just the medicine." But she couldn't shake the feeling that she really did have a bug crawling on her.

Something Doesn’t Feel Right

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  • "Mom," squawked Huey, "Horatio's hogging the computer; he won't let me check my email until he's finished reading the Mueller report . . ."

Mueller Report

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  • During mating season, it always paid to look one's best . . . if only those pesky straps didn't keep slipping down her shoulder . . .

Straps

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  • Purrrrrfect, also known as Scat Cat, had been told by her fashion coordinator to tweeze those ear hairs, but Scat Cat said they were proof that she was part Lynx--or at least closely related to them . . .

Wild Cat

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