Fired
True, Jethro had dozed off for a few minutes and pressures and temperatures had gotten a little high, but he hadn’t really gotten the full import of being “fired” until he stepped out to go home to tell his wife he’d lost his job . . .
The Donald
The Donald, with his right leaning politics and hawkish outlook, had only one real challenge with his supporters and the media–his hair . . .
Here Comes the Sun
Clement knew he might have had one beer too many, but when his brother started singing the old Beatles tune, “Here comes the sun” and it was just past midnight, he was pretty sure that it was just a plant flaring . . .
A Tattoo?
Elton (pictured) was well educated; he had a degree in Political Science from the University of Phoenix (on line); he knew the words to all of the Lady GaGa songs, and he did quite well with them at Karaoke night. But he was a flop with chicks–he couldn’t get a date to save his life. He wondered if getting a tattoo might help as part of an extreme makeover. . .
On Tilt
Chuck didn’t know if it was too much sun or too much beer, but suddenly his world was on tilt . . .
Not a Burning Bush
In spite of it seeming to be a burning bush, Michael knew it was just a plant flaring, and finally convinced his wife he didn’t have to lead anyone out of Texas. Actually, according to Ted Cruz, Rush Limbaugh, and Hannity, he should be leading people from California, NY NY and Chicago to Texas . . .