Different Perspective
Rodney was trying to get his wife to understand that some times you just had to look at things with a different perspective . . .
Caught Smoking
Like all kids, Clarence had to try smoking, and like all kids, couldn’t understand how his parents knew . . .
Identity Crisis
When asked how he could tell an alligator from a crocodile, Charlie said it was simple–it depended on whether you saw them later, or after a while . . .
Hot Stuff
When a surprise cold snap and five inches of snow hit the Texas Gulf Coast, global warming was blamed, though some speculated it could be President Trump’s fault . . .
Dollar Signs
With the increased demand for grain to make alcohol as a fuel additive and all the rain they’d had this year, it looked like it was going to be a good year for the Texas Gulf Coast rice farmers. Many, driving by the lush green fields, claimed you could actually see dollar signs.
State Fair Food
Tomas-Jose was seriously thinking about heading for the Texas State Fair–home to world-class corn dogs, deep-fried ice cream, and fried chocolate-covered jalapenos . . .