Nike Jordan Airs
Howard hadn’t minded his girlfriend’s demand to wait in line for the new Nike Jordan Airs or the price, but how was he supposed to wear them–he was a fish . . .
Strategic Retreat
True, turning tail and running wasn’t a pretty picture, but when Howard heard that his fiancee discovered he’d blown the wedding money on Superbowl tickets, well . . .
Not Working
The snowshoes were billed in the online “Outdoor Super Store” website as “One size fits all,” but Bernie thought that may have been a little misleading . . .
Fly Fisherman
David, a skilled fly fisherman and fly tier, had learned to “read the water”. His current reading told him a Belize reef Bonefish pattern probably wasn’t going to work today . . .
Buffalo Chips
When the East Glacier boys decided to get rich playing Fantasy Football, they hadn’t counted on the problem of converting buffalo chips (the only currency for bison in Glacier park and bison society in general) to a Visa or Amex card to pay on line . . .
J.J. Watt Goes Into a Bar
J. J. Watt (giant blond Texans star) goes into a bar with a big parrot on his shoulder. “Where did you get him?” asks the bartender.
“Wisconsin,” said the parrot . . .