Cheapskate
Dennis was beginning to think his girlfriend was right; being a cheapskate and not renting the snowshoes hadn’t been his best idea . . .
Racing Stripes
When the team from Kenya arrived for the Kentucky Derby, the locals snorted in derision until the Africans explained those were British racing stripes . . .
Float Like a Butterfly
When Josh told his dad about being bullied, his dad said be like Ali–Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Yeah, sure, dad . . .
Wrong Turn
Thom figured he made a wrong turn near Chetumal, Mexico and, with the cruise ship crowd, had ended up in Houston outside NRG Stadium on Super Bowl day with no ticket . . .
Unqualified
Donny was confused; being Red used to refer to a Communist, now it meant a Republican, and Cardinal meant a Catholic Cleric or a baseball team member from St Louis. Couldn’t he just be a bird . . .?
In the Rough
Knowing that golf “In the rough” originated in green, wet, Scotland, Bryan was somewhat taken aback when he first saw the Arizona version of “In the rough . . .”