Identity Crisis
When asked how he could tell an alligator from a crocodile, Charlie said it was simple–it depended on whether you saw them later, or after a while . . .
Mixed Breed
When Larry picked up his new dog, the animal shelter told him it was probably a Chihuahua/Schnauzer/Doberman mix. Maybe some Cockapoo. Larry was dubious . . .
Future in Politics
Jason’s friends urged him to go into politics–he had naturally what others had to spend a fortune for in fancy Ivy League schools . . .
No Help
Galen told his trainer it didn’t seem to make any difference how many push-ups he did, he just couldn’t make the Marine Corps minimum height requirement . . .
Dancing With the Stars
Anton (pictured) was tired of working long hours at Popeye’s Chicken for chump change. His girl friend told him he had beautiful eyes and should try out for “Dancing With The Stars;” maybe the close up shots would capture his dreamy eyes and make him a star!
Size Issues
Eugene hadn’t planned on swimming nude, but repeated trips to the mall didn’t yield one Speedo his size . . .